The Love Pentagon

The women were growing more and more beautiful by the bottle. And into the air, the electricity of seduction hovered. An infusion of arousal floated and seeped into the minds of the men.

The beer had flowed and now it was time for other pursuits.

He struck a deal with her and they covertly sauntered off to her room, a little way from the bar. They went into the room and it is not very difficult to imagine the occurrences inside. After some time, the man was seen coming out of the room and heading towards the bathrooms to relieve himself. Meanwhile, another fellow came strolling along and familiarly entered the woman’s room. The door was locked and the occurrences inside are, once again, for you to imagine.

The first man, having finished relieving himself, came back to the woman’s room but was surprised to find the door locked. He could hear sounds from within so he knocked. The woman informed him to wait because she was serving another guy. This shocked the man and he got furious and jealous, more so because he hadn’t finished his business with the woman. So he started rattling the door and yelling and calling on her to open the door. The dude inside didn’t take this lying down and he also got furious. He yanked the door open to confront the irascible man at the door. And found that the irascible fellow was his own pa!

Rage took over from shock and he let out a blow which hit the older man right in the face.

‘Do you want to kill my mother?’ the son roared in wrath.

Shock was also taken over by rage in the father and he too let fly a blow which also landed in his son’s face.

‘Do you want to kill your mother-in-law’s daughter?’ the father thundered at his son.

Things escalated out of control from there, with the woman at the centre of it all, running around helplessly in circles, fruitlessly trying to calm things down and separate the two fighting men. People came, excited and curious about the commotion. They were titillated when they heard the gist of the story and there was much mirth and amusement. They let the two fight it out and squeezed out the most from the hilarity of the situation.

Unfortunately, the other two women concerned got to hear the fun happenings of the night. For them, the mirth and humour of the situation totally zoomed past them. Consequently, the two marriages are, unsurprisingly, on the rocks.

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